List of the most popular and original likes on facebook.
- I don’t care if your son is three. I’m not giving up this swing, thanks.
- Yelling at objects when you trip over them.
- The moment you walk into a spiders web you automatically turn into a karate chopping ninja.
- Oh look, your profile picture is a car. I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were a transformer.
- When the person scratching your back finds that one really itchy spot.
- Awkward moment when you’re standing there pushing a pull door.
- Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
- When you catch something in mid air and feel like a ninja.
- Rawr! means I love you in dinosaur.
- Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why you haven’t yet made an album.
- Oh hi, I didn’t see you there.
- Tomorrow is a mystery, yesterday is history, today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present.
- A line is just a dot that went for a walk.
- Don’t you hate it when you’re lying down texting and your phone goes ninja and attacks your face.
- The awkward moment when you realise she’s a he.
- I don’t care how old you are. When the ketchup bottle farts, it’s funny.
- The epic struggle to walk down the bus.
- The freedom to aspire to be what you want without ridicule.
- Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking cause it won’t come off.
- It’s funny how sitting ‘boy, girl, boy, girl’ used to be a punishment.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- I hate when I plan conversations in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.
- Don’t know something. Google it.
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